This is what happened in the first week spent at home of Davie-O’s self employment:
1) Davie-O had to ask me when the last time he took a shower was.
AND
2) He spent a day wearing THIS, and singing “I’m Hot Like A Biscuit” to the tune of “In A Gada Davida”.
Well, if none of the self-employment opportunities work out, at least you know you’ve got a pitch for a new comedy reality show! 🙂