I Love Technology

Technology is great. For instance, this little device, the Dog
Dazer.

My next door neighbor did the great favor of building their dog kennel next to my
garage and driveway so that each time I exit my home, their untrained Labrador barks
his head off at me (not to mention my children). This has become increasingly dramatic,
loud and troublesome over the years, to the point that my children can cry because
of this dog.

We have ignored the dog, I have sprayed him with water, I have seriously considered
poisoning or clubbing him to death, but alas no! I have found the perfect solution.

I can only imagine the piercing shriek of pain that this ultrasonic dog tazer causes
in his canine brain when I hold it on him… for 3 minutes… until he pees himself…

Seriously, buy this thing.