Kill Me, Please

I have been at home for a week taking a “vacation” so that my wife can
fritter the week away in Cabo San Lucas with her girlfriends.  Why am I at home? 
To care for my 4 kids, ages 8-3.

Dear, Lord, I love them, but I could just eat a bullet by now.  Have you ever
tried to code while listening to the incessant demands of bickering 4 year olds? 
Not fun. 

Hopefully I will actually be able to think about something interesting again next
week.  Till then…