Want My 17" MacBook Pro?

That’s it, I’ve had it. Remember this: I Just Bought a MacBook Pro? Well, I can’t live with the keyboard anymore. Can’t do it.

I love the form factor, and I love the lightness, and I love the display, and I hate the keyboard layout. Guess what? It wans’t made for Windows. Weird, eh?

You want it? Here’s the deal, I will trade you for a comparably priced and featured Windows laptop or you can up-trade for some cash along with it. Yes, I could just sell it, but what fun would that be? Let’s see how this works first.

You get:

MacBook Pro, 17-inch, 2.4GHz
2GB 667 DDR2 – 2?1GB SO-DIMMs (Upgraded to 4G aftermarket)
Accessory Kit
SuperDrive 8x (DVD?R DL/DVD?RW/CD-RW)
2.4GHz Intel Core 2 Duo
Backlit Keyboard/Mac OS – U.S. English
MacBook Pro 17-inch High-Resolution Widescreen Display
160GB Serial ATA Drive @ 7200 rpm

I added:

• Sweet red MacBook protector/condom thingy $40 (plus a Windows decal)
• Black silicon keyboard protector ($25)
• Suede wrist wrests (awesome). ($15)
• 4G RAM ($140)
• Firewire 800 cable ($25)

I want:

• 17″, high quality display
• 4G RAM
• Control key on the bottom left, not function key
• N and G wireless
• Arrow keys, page up and down
• I don’t care what it weighs
• A hard drive that is at least 7200RPM.
• Firewire 800 would be nice, 400 a must
• A chip (or 2) that is just the bananas

So, what do you have? And yes, I am serious.

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